Humpin' Hash Haring Guide

So you think you're worthy to hare a Humpin' Trail?
Read the Haring Guide from our Great Founder, Sex Cadet 

Pre-Run Responsibilities:

1.  A first time Hare should run with an experienced Hare, before being the Lead Hare on a trail.

2.  Plan a course that does not encroach on private property unless coordination with the owner has been accomplished.

3.  Buy sufficient flour and chalk to lay a well marked trail.  For planning purposes, a 5 pound bag of flour will mark about 10 minutes of trail. 

4.  Allow for sufficient parking at the START.  Encroachment on private property will be coordinated with the owner. 

5.  Provide Start locations to the Hare Raiser at least 2 weeks in advance and preferably 4 weeks.

6.  The trail should be between 4-6 miles in distance for TRUE TRAIL, which for the average Hasher should take between 45-60 minutes to complete.  If your trail is significantly longer, then the Pack should be prewarned. 

7.  During summer months, provide water/beer checks if needed, especially on long runs.  One water stop or beer check per each 3 miles, at a minimum.

8.  Provide a suitable Finish for Down-Downs.  Noise made by Hashers at the Down-Downs should not disturb the local residents.  Walking distance from Start to Finish should be within 10-15 minutes, unless the Hares have made plans for transportation.  Special December 2007 note from Captain Jerk:  Don't have an ending anywhere in Oceanside except at Guajome County Park or at somebody's house (preferably a hasher that's expecting us).  The Oceanside PD has made this pretty clear. 

9.  Arrange to have the Beer Van and the Bag Van moved from Start to Finish. 

10.  Provide Special Instructions for the Hash Trail, if required.  (Money for train ride, etc...)

11.  Coordinate location and directions for the ON-ON!!

12.  REMEMBER-The Hares are responsible for all planning and coordination of the Hash Trail!

 

Run Responsibilities:

1.  Lay a fun trail for everyone (except ShortCutters).

2.  Mark trail well.  Trail should be visible for Hashers on True Trail, yet difficult for ShortCutters to find.

3.  At a minimum, hash marks should be every 50-75 yards or closer if terrain requires.  A good rule to follow is when the Hare's last mark begins to disappear from sight, the next mark should be coming into sight.  For night trails and while in deep shiggy mark even closer or use toilet paper.   TP should be policed up after the run by the Hares.

4.  Consider the weather when marking trail.  If raining or rain is likely, lay flour in dry areas and use chalk on walls and posts.  When the Hares have completed their trail, they should return back on trail to assist Hashers if the situation dictates or the weather is extremely bad.

5.  Lay enough intersections (checks) and check-backs to keep the Pack together.  Trail can be difficult to find at a check or check-back, as the FRB's are normally the ones that search out and find True Trail.  This keeps the FRB's from running away from the Pack.  Also use limiting features like narrow paths, tunnels, creeks, rivers, bridges, and walls to keep the Pack tight.

6.  Use all methods described in the TRAIL GUIDE to mark trail.  Remember, Hashers on True Trail should have minimal difficulty finding the trail.

Points to Remember:

 

and there at the Finish for all to see,

were the Hares a laughin' at you and me!!

the Shortcutters were Longcutters,

and the Frontrunners were in the rear,

but the best thing of all was,

THERE WAS PLENTY OF COLD BEER!!